I found this post hilarious with a reasonable amount of truth
I hope you will enjoy it
[Editing to add: I got serious Leonardo DiCaprio flashbacks from "Catch Me If You Can" while reading through that list. I'm not sure which item made me cringe the most, as I could see some people actually doing some of these things, haha.]
1, 6 and 12 were my favourites until I got to 20, and then I wet myself.
That was funny. Thanks @dopamino.